Mommy Kissing Santa
January 11th, 2004
Christians, what age were you when you realised that ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ wasn’t a song about…?
…marital infidelity? And was the pain of realisation that Santa wasn’t real and was, in fact, just your Dad offset by the relief that Mommy wasn’t going to burn forever as the harlot concubine of Satan?
My apologies to any of you who haven’t yet reached that age and are now reeling from the shock.
Look what happened to Michael Jackson after he found out! He became wacko jacko!
Twisted Sister – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
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